A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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