Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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