ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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