I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
The uberlube is also flammable
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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