She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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