And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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