I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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