I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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