Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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