I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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