So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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