he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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