My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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