happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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