Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
