There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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