Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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