Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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