i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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