um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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