2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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