So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Randomize