The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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