Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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