I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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