let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I am available for nakedness
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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