My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My feet surprised me
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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