Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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