They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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