will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
And then my night got REAL pukey
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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