I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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