Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
dude. I can hear the air.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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