$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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