when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I have post one night stand depression
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