I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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