I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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