problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
