yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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