thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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