i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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