You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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