I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Someone signed my nipple.
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