We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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