i just made my gag reflex go away.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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