She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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