i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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