susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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