I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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