pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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