That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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