VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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