Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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