Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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